Okay, let’s just say it—some houses scream, “I’ve got my life together.” And this one? Oh, it’s yelling it from the rooftop while sipping a mimosa by the pool.
If you’ve been daydreaming about a home that blends indoor elegance with outdoor fun, this is your wake-up call (or maybe your excuse to keep dreaming a little longer—no judgment).
We’re talking sleek Florida-style design, smart layout, and an outdoor setup that practically begs you to host BBQs, birthday parties, or those mysterious “just because” gatherings people in nice homes always seem to have.
A Curb Appeal That Flirts With Everyone
First impressions matter, right? This house gets that. The exterior design is modern and clean, with that “Florida charm” touch—big windows, nice symmetry, and a warm welcome without trying too hard. It’s like that person who wears linen shirts and somehow always looks like they just got back from vacation. You know the type.
The front porch has just enough detail to be inviting but not so much that you feel like you have to become a full-time gardener to keep up. Just pop a couple of potted palms near the entrance and boom—your house says, “Yeah, I belong on the cover of Coastal Living.”
Step Inside: Drama-Free Elegance
Now, when you walk through the front door, you’re greeted by a wide-open great room that could probably host a salsa class or a yoga retreat… or both, honestly. The ceilings are tray ceilings, which is just a fancy way of saying, “Look up, I’m impressive.” Add some crown molding and you’re officially bougie (in the best way).
The layout flows effortlessly—kitchen, dining, and living all share one giant open space. That means while you’re cooking dinner (or pretending to while you order Uber Eats), you can still be part of the conversation. No more yelling from the kitchen like you’re in a soap opera. “I said bring me the Sriracha!”
The Kitchen: For Real Cooks or Fake Ones
Whether you’re a five-star chef or a master of microwave meals, this kitchen makes you look good. It has an island big enough to land a helicopter on (okay, slight exaggeration) and plenty of countertop space for meal prep or snack hoarding. The pantry is walk-in, which is awesome until your guests find it and eat all your secret snacks. You’ve been warned.
And the layout keeps you connected with everyone in the living space, so you’re never isolated while hosting. You can sip wine and stir the risotto—or just look like you’re doing both while secretly Googling “what is risotto.”
Second floor
The Owner’s Suite: A Place to Hide From the Kids (or Everyone)
Let’s talk about the owner’s suite—because this thing is a whole vibe. It’s privately tucked away, spacious, and has windows that let in gorgeous light. The bathroom has double vanities, which means you won’t argue over toothpaste blobs or sink space anymore. That alone might save a marriage.
The walk-in closet is generous. Like, “you might need to buy more clothes to fill it” generous. And there’s direct access to the outdoor living area, which means late-night dips in the pool are 100% on the table. Just remember to put on a robe when grabbing a midnight snack. Neighbors have eyes.
Guest Rooms That Don’t Feel Like Afterthoughts
This house comes with three extra bedrooms, and they are not the tiny “here’s a bed, good luck” kind. Each has easy access to a bathroom—one even gets its own private bath, so you can finally host your fancy aunt without hearing her say, “Oh, I expected an en suite.”
The setup works beautifully for kids, guests, or even a home office if you’re one of those laptop warriors working from home in pajamas. Honestly, same.
Outdoor Living: Where the Magic Happens
Now let’s get to the best part—the outdoor space. Oh, my friend, this is not your average backyard. It’s a full-on extension of the living room. The covered lanai has space for seating, dining, lounging, philosophizing—you name it. Add a fireplace or a built-in grill, and you’ve officially created the best hangout spot in the neighborhood.
There’s even room for a pool. And yes, I know every house *says* you can add a pool, but here it feels like it *needs* one. It’s practically begging for it. Picture this: sunny afternoon, friends over, grill going, music playing… then a cannonball into your crystal-blue pool. Doesn’t that beat scrolling Instagram from the couch?
Bonus Features Worth Bragging About
- 3-Car Garage: Because one for your car, one for your partner’s, and one for… let’s be honest, it’ll just be storage. But a classy storage.
- Dedicated Laundry Room: No more tiptoeing around dirty socks in the hallway. This room has space, counters, and even potential for a laundry-folding dance party.
- Split Bedroom Layout: Means kids or guests get their own side of the house. Peace and quiet for everyone. Genius.
Estimated Cost to Build
Alright, let’s talk money—because we can’t avoid it forever. Based on an average building cost of around $140 to $200 per square foot (depending on your location, finish level, and whether or not your cousin Rick is doing the plumbing), you’re looking at a total build cost of approximately $412,000 to $590,000.
Now, I know that’s a range, but it gives you an idea. And let’s be honest, for a house that makes you feel like you’re on vacation 365 days a year, it’s not a bad deal.
Final Thoughts (Because I Could Talk About This House All Day)
This home is perfect for anyone who loves to entertain, enjoys indoor-outdoor living, or simply wants a layout that makes everyday life easier and prettier. It’s functional but not boring, luxurious but not over-the-top. Basically, it’s the mullet of home design: business in the front, party in the back. And I mean that in the best way possible.
So whether you’re building your forever home or just love to window-shop floor plans like it’s a sport (guilty!), this beauty should definitely be on your radar.
Just promise me one thing—if you end up building it, invite me over for the housewarming. I’ll bring the chips, the jokes, and probably fall asleep on that covered lanai. Deal?
